Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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