- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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