- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

so...um, yeah

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

the redsox

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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