roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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