- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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