- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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