A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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andrew wagner

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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