A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Justin

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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hi joshua

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Worms don't like apples.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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