everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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