- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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