- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

j.p. is dumb

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Nah

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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