- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

i like men but im not gay

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

heat!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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