A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Knock knock *open*

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Suck pussy

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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