- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

there once was a frog with no leggs

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Refrigerator

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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