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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

im watching you..

Then none of us want to be right.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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