What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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This is sparta No this is patrick

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What is a jew in space? Dead

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Do you know the muffin man? No

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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