- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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