What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Roses are flowers.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Anti Joke

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