Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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You're a frog

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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