- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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