- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haha, I get it..

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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