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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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