What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Albert your flies undone.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Penis

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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