Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Haha, I get it..

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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