your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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when debbie meets downer

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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