- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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