- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What is a jew in space? Dead

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

This is sparta No this is patrick

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

justin littleton being sucessful

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

c-? men, C-men

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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