How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Dislike this.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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