- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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