someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A Sloth runs...

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

masturbating on a tarc bus

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

there once was a frog with no leggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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