Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

knock, knock whos there child molestor

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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