What's the difference between? Your mom.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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can you pass the soap?

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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non poop

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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