What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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A black student graduated High School

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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