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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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