- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Sex vagina. lol.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

mikey is cute

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Roses are flowers.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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