- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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