What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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I work at jcpenny

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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I <3 Hitler

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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