Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

do you wanna hear a joke school

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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