why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Well this is pointless.....

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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