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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

epic win?

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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