- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Robin, get in the car!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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