- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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