Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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