Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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The game.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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poop

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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