- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Im batman...suck it losers

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Womens rights

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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