- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Rush Limbaugh

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

God

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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