What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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knock knock There's no door

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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