Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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