Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

did you stub your toe?

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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