I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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A Sloth runs...

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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