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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Black people.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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