Sex education in Texas.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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