- Anti Joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

a seal walks into a club.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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