- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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