why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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That is so fetch

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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360 NO SCOPE

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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MySpace.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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