- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Women's rights.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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