If God gives you lemons you find a new God

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Basically copying you.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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